11/20/2019:
Sorry for the inconvenience.
This website is currently undergoing unscheduled* maintenance.
Thank you for your understanding.
In the meantime, you can find me elsewhere. Or you could go outside. Or read a book. The possibilities are nearly endless.
*One of the plug-ins I use no longer offers a free version, which has broken my site. I refuse to let them hold me hostage, so I'm rebuilding the site without them. It's not going to happen overnight, but I'll be back.